If she was putting all that effort into growing over the summer, I felt obliged to work out what she needed when she came inside.
Some days I don’t know where my time goes, but I know last week I spent a good hour scouring the internet trying to find the secret: “how to get a Christmas cactus to bloom.” The most concise and scientific information was from one horticulturist who gloated that if you know what you are doing, it’s really not that difficult. Light and temperature are key.
Christmas cacti rely on the light of the environment to determine when to bloom. Photoperiodism. To force blooms, and to put photoperiodism into motion, the cactus needs 12 hours of absolute darkness for 6 – 8 weeks before she will bloom. Sources give sound advice: move it into a dark closet or bathroom every night and bring it out every morning. This particular matriarch fills nearly 3 x 3 feet of cubic space. Lugging her around morning and night won’t work.
Christmas cacti rely on cool nights – ideally 50 – 55 degrees – for the same period of time that it is dark. Reading this reminded me how cold Grandma’s extra bedroom used to be. The main fall guest was this cactus. In our house, between the baseboard heating in one zone of the first floor and the radiant heat in the other zone, temps rarely drop below 70 degrees.
Discussions were held with Bill and the Laundry Maven. Bill nor I were completely convinced we could close off a hallway for eight weeks to give this matriarch a nice dark space. Bill suggested putting her in the laundry room. The Laundry Maven bulked, saying she spends half her life in there… and now to work around this? Impossible!
The Laundry Maven’s open plan laundry room has been reduced to a walk-in & back-out galley-style laundry room. It’s like doing laundry with a happy green English sheep dog gently nudging your back side.
But allowances must be made. For 6 – 8 weeks.
Nightly at 6 p.m., I slide the hallway door to the laundry room shut in order to block the light from HRC (Her Royal Cactus). (The Laundry Maven needs to remember to get that evening load of wash going before 6 p.m.) I have cut, flattened, and taped two brown paper bags together trying to create a kind of blanket for her to block light from the other end of the hallway that leads to the kitchen. I need at least two more bags as this blanket only covers the top third of her. Early this morning, I saw the light from our neighbor’s back porch from the laundry room window. Can this sleeping beauty see it? Does it distract her? If only she could say… I could get a pole, lodge it between two shelves, and hang a temporary curtain.
The first night I cranked the small window wide open to give her fresh air. To make the air she breathes below 55 degrees. I closed the baseboard heater in the laundry room. When my alarm went off at 6:00, I hit a thermocline half-way down the stairs. My tired head immediately calculated adjustments to help the Malcolms and HRC acclimate to one another: crank the window shut a bit and turn the heat on in all zones. The second morning, the brisk chill was limited to the laundry room.
Where the Laundry Maven, in bare feet and summer PJ's, starts her day transferring clothes to the dryer.
Where a lovable green sheep dog – and her pup -- greet the in-direct sunlit day.
It’s Week 1, Day 5.
This grand matriarch is high-maintenance.
(Moving from my family's plants to those on the St. Maarten butterfly farm... Still Enough for a Butterfly to Land)